Homosexual Level

Some guy makes a gay joke at my expense while shopping at Old Navy, which leads me to wonder about how easy it is to tell I play for Team G.  I send out emails to friends and family asking them to identify any traits I have that scream "queen!!" out loud.  I got what I asked for.  Did you know  there's a "gay" way to handle silverware??  Come listen and hear about all of the things you're already doing that force your co-workers to call you Big Susan behind your back.