Some guy makes a gay joke at my expense while shopping at Old Navy, which leads me to wonder about how easy it is to tell I play for Team G.  I send out emails to friends and family asking them to identify any traits I have that scream "queen!!" out loud.  I got what I asked for.  Did you know  there's a "gay" way to handle silverware??  Come listen and hear about all of the things you're already doing that force your co-workers to call you Big Susan behind your back. 

Another dating adventure, this time with a guy I met online who reveals his secret Spider-Man fixation and ability to compare people to eagles and pigeons, the two types of men he groups us all into.........Late night McDonalds.........Yahoo Messenger lies and my sweet revenge.......I'm a nice guy, honestly!!

I go on date with man from nearby Mobil Mart gas station and end up feeling really smart.  Yeah me !!  It's always nice when an unexpected self esteem boost comes my way.  Hillary Clinton......Holes in my donuts.....Touch my impeachment proceedings!!......Who's paying for this meal??.........Men who don't steal silverware but need to be blamed anyway.......